So right when I was thinking “man I can’t get more lame” as I ate half a watermelon and played Pokemon, I realized any of my friends that count would be SO jealous and right there if they could be. :3

Also I JUST healed all the way up when I started a new fight, “a raticate awesome I just killed the last one I meant to catch!” I usually catch a rattata to name Socrates and a raticate to name Big Ben. First move knocked it to 2 hp, it used endeavour…All I could think was “Son of a bitch….That was so, bitchy…Oh my god I’m gonna name it Xena!”

Xena is my girlfriend’s rattie, she is my favourite of all the rattums, but even I admit she is a huge bitch. I felt proud.